Parody of "Bannerman" by Steve Taylor (parody by Beldin)
Melvan's Lurking there upon the net,
waits till the channel is created.
Dont you worry 'bout the gfot's youll get?
Are you scared of getting flustered?
The bot get's booted,
She kicks the Biscuit head,
Up goes the topic,
Behave instead!
She dont worry 'bout the critics,
They're never around
She dont worry about the cynics
They dont make a sound
She aint gunna change the world,
But she knows who can!
on #bannerman!
Prime time Dalnet in the Wisconsin Snow
Freezing her little cat yakko
Lifts that kickban when she's had enough
Drinks Dr Pepper like a wakko
She never misses a day
She always spells it wrong
She always talks back, if someone comes along
She dont worry 'bout the critics,
They'll troll for days
She dont worry 'bout the cynics
they're in a daze
She aint gunna change the would,
but she knows who can!
on #bannerman!
Lusers everywhere dying for a chat
But the gotta find a clue first
Melvan's ready with a big clue bat
Whole lotta bubble's get'n well burst
Every time I see her
I smile a little more
I cant help praying for another gfot war!
She dont worry 'bout the critics,
They're a rough batch
She dont worry 'bout the cynics
they're really no match
She aint gunna change the would,
but she knows who can!
on #bannerman!
Melvan's Lurking there upon the net,
waits till the channel is created.
Dont you worry 'bout the gfot's youll get?
Are you scared of getting flustered?
The bot get's booted,
She kicks the Biscuit head,
Up goes the topic,
Behave instead!
She dont worry 'bout the critics,
They're never around
She dont worry about the cynics
They dont make a sound
She aint gunna change the world,
But she knows who can!
on #bannerman!
Prime time Dalnet in the Wisconsin Snow
Freezing her little cat yakko
Lifts that kickban when she's had enough
Drinks Dr Pepper like a wakko
She never misses a day
She always spells it wrong
She always talks back, if someone comes along
She dont worry 'bout the critics,
They'll troll for days
She dont worry 'bout the cynics
they're in a daze
She aint gunna change the would,
but she knows who can!
on #bannerman!
Lusers everywhere dying for a chat
But the gotta find a clue first
Melvan's ready with a big clue bat
Whole lotta bubble's get'n well burst
Every time I see her
I smile a little more
I cant help praying for another gfot war!
She dont worry 'bout the critics,
They're a rough batch
She dont worry 'bout the cynics
they're really no match
She aint gunna change the would,
but she knows who can!
on #bannerman!
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