Parody of "Bad Rap" by Steve Taylor (parody by Weird Alex)
Now L.A. shrimp and N.Y. beef
Have been mixing lately, great to eat
While Midwest good old boys like me
Have all been pouring ketchup, see
Onto our plates of fries in throngs
And guess who's eating egg foo yong
Well drop your ideas about food
And listen to me, don't be crude
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
If you don't eat Spam you just ain't cool
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
Spam's the only thing that makes me drool
Got your head together now?
I got a food that's better now
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
Say what? Spam Rap, uh-huh
You look for snails, you look for eels
You like what makes expensive meals
But you diss that stuff that's in the can
Would not want to eat no Spam
Ham, eggs, beans or corn
Whatever makes you blow your horn
Just remeber when you eat
There's just one food that can't be beat
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
Spam is where it's at and that's the facts
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
You don't eat Spam, might as well eat wax
Got your head together now?
I got a food that's better now
Who you tryin' to kid, kid?
Say what? Spam Rap, uh-huh
You'll march all day for cheese souffle
A lover of soup-of-the-day
No time for food comes from a tin
Food with a key that lets you in
Instead you want nice foods with cloves
Of garlic, spice, and stuff like those
You say spam is a food for a mind that's closed?
You guzzle your food and blow it out your nose!
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
To my hip-hop band who won't eat their spam
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
To the guy who took flight "Cooking chicken tonight!"
Got your head together now?
I got a food that's better now
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
Say what? Spam Rap, uh-huh
Can't understand those spam freaks so
You type us all in stereo
"Their food, it's bad, it smells so gross"
But you've never had spam on toast
Spam Rap, uh-huh
So now you're mad, who is this guy
To say that spam's what we should fry
Well, let's just say, at very least
A guy that thinks spam is a feast!
Spam rap, uh-huh
Pork and ham inside a can
With some spice it's very nice
Now L.A. shrimp and N.Y. beef
Have been mixing lately, great to eat
While Midwest good old boys like me
Have all been pouring ketchup, see
Onto our plates of fries in throngs
And guess who's eating egg foo yong
Well drop your ideas about food
And listen to me, don't be crude
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
If you don't eat Spam you just ain't cool
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
Spam's the only thing that makes me drool
Got your head together now?
I got a food that's better now
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
Say what? Spam Rap, uh-huh
You look for snails, you look for eels
You like what makes expensive meals
But you diss that stuff that's in the can
Would not want to eat no Spam
Ham, eggs, beans or corn
Whatever makes you blow your horn
Just remeber when you eat
There's just one food that can't be beat
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
Spam is where it's at and that's the facts
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
You don't eat Spam, might as well eat wax
Got your head together now?
I got a food that's better now
Who you tryin' to kid, kid?
Say what? Spam Rap, uh-huh
You'll march all day for cheese souffle
A lover of soup-of-the-day
No time for food comes from a tin
Food with a key that lets you in
Instead you want nice foods with cloves
Of garlic, spice, and stuff like those
You say spam is a food for a mind that's closed?
You guzzle your food and blow it out your nose!
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
To my hip-hop band who won't eat their spam
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
To the guy who took flight "Cooking chicken tonight!"
Got your head together now?
I got a food that's better now
Who you tryin' to kid kid?
Say what? Spam Rap, uh-huh
Can't understand those spam freaks so
You type us all in stereo
"Their food, it's bad, it smells so gross"
But you've never had spam on toast
Spam Rap, uh-huh
So now you're mad, who is this guy
To say that spam's what we should fry
Well, let's just say, at very least
A guy that thinks spam is a feast!
Spam rap, uh-huh
Pork and ham inside a can
With some spice it's very nice
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