Parody of "Jingle Bells" (parody by Weird Alex)



Dashing through the snow

On a brand new pair of skis

O'er the hills I go

Crashing into trees

All the trees fall down

Make me look like a clown

Oh what fun it is to ride

An ambulance to town!



Skiing Hills

Skiing Hills

Crashing all the way

Oh what fun it is to crash down skiing hills to day!

(Repeat)



A week or two ago

I heard of a new hill

So I thought I'd go

And try it for a thrill

The hill was mighty steep

When I woke from my sleep

I couldn't figure where I was

Till I heard the IV beep...



Chorus

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