Parody of "Smug" by Steve Taylor (parody by Weird Alex)
Find them in your clothes
Maybe in your hair
Crawling in your nightie
Tromping down the stairs
Almost anywhere
(Ooh, just like mice!)
Practice in a mirror
Hunting them like deer
Very sincere
A promising career could begin right here at home
If you like them bugs, them bugs...
Hey mama, hey mama look at what your little babies all gone and done
Hey mama, hey mama don't you ever wish you'd gone and been a nun?
Not vain, not fickle, maybe weaned on a pickle
Must be in our blood
Rome's flambeeing, we're okaying bugs
Find some more of those
Little gnats and ticks
Smother them with ketchup
Get your buggy fix
We love the nightcrawlers
We love the bugs underneath the hedge
Find some more bugs
Eat them like a man
One part little spiders
Two part drosophilan
Or is that more than you can stand?
My, my, don't you like bugs?
Scary, scary, scary, scary
Hey mama, hey mama look at what your little babies all gone and done
Hey mama, hey mama don't you ever wish you'd gone and been a nun?
Not vain, not fickle, maybe weaned on a pickle
Must be in our blood
Rome's flambeeing, we're okaying bugs
All you bug-starved millions just a looking for more
Welcome to our store!
What you wanna munch?
We can help you eat lunch from little sugar ants to great big bugs
Bugs from the homes of our country club brethren
Scraped fresh from a tomb
Or maybe from the bottom of a locker room broom
Now what's the matter? Hey?
Looking for cheese? That part don't come till later!
The chef will not be pleased...
Hey mama, hey mama look at what your little babies all gone and done
Hey mama, hey mama don't you ever wish you'd gone and been a nun?
Not vain, not fickle, maybe weaned on a pickle
Must be in our blood
Rome's flambeeing, we're okaying
Rome is frying, we're all trying
Rome is heating, now we're eating
Bugs.
(Voiceover on fadeout:)
"I wanna talk to you about bugs, people. You think they're so good? No, they ain't good, and I wanna tell you why. You wanna eat a good bug, you come to me. You lookin for some insects? Cuz I got 'em. You lookin for some arachnids? Cuz I got 'em. They're good, they're crunchy, they're better than yours! You look at me and you say, brother, how can I find such bugs. Well, I'll tell ya. It took me a long time! I've arrived! I'm alive! I've got the best bugs!..."
Find them in your clothes
Maybe in your hair
Crawling in your nightie
Tromping down the stairs
Almost anywhere
(Ooh, just like mice!)
Practice in a mirror
Hunting them like deer
Very sincere
A promising career could begin right here at home
If you like them bugs, them bugs...
Hey mama, hey mama look at what your little babies all gone and done
Hey mama, hey mama don't you ever wish you'd gone and been a nun?
Not vain, not fickle, maybe weaned on a pickle
Must be in our blood
Rome's flambeeing, we're okaying bugs
Find some more of those
Little gnats and ticks
Smother them with ketchup
Get your buggy fix
We love the nightcrawlers
We love the bugs underneath the hedge
Find some more bugs
Eat them like a man
One part little spiders
Two part drosophilan
Or is that more than you can stand?
My, my, don't you like bugs?
Scary, scary, scary, scary
Hey mama, hey mama look at what your little babies all gone and done
Hey mama, hey mama don't you ever wish you'd gone and been a nun?
Not vain, not fickle, maybe weaned on a pickle
Must be in our blood
Rome's flambeeing, we're okaying bugs
All you bug-starved millions just a looking for more
Welcome to our store!
What you wanna munch?
We can help you eat lunch from little sugar ants to great big bugs
Bugs from the homes of our country club brethren
Scraped fresh from a tomb
Or maybe from the bottom of a locker room broom
Now what's the matter? Hey?
Looking for cheese? That part don't come till later!
The chef will not be pleased...
Hey mama, hey mama look at what your little babies all gone and done
Hey mama, hey mama don't you ever wish you'd gone and been a nun?
Not vain, not fickle, maybe weaned on a pickle
Must be in our blood
Rome's flambeeing, we're okaying
Rome is frying, we're all trying
Rome is heating, now we're eating
Bugs.
(Voiceover on fadeout:)
"I wanna talk to you about bugs, people. You think they're so good? No, they ain't good, and I wanna tell you why. You wanna eat a good bug, you come to me. You lookin for some insects? Cuz I got 'em. You lookin for some arachnids? Cuz I got 'em. They're good, they're crunchy, they're better than yours! You look at me and you say, brother, how can I find such bugs. Well, I'll tell ya. It took me a long time! I've arrived! I'm alive! I've got the best bugs!..."
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