Parody of "On the Fritz" by Steve Taylor" (parody by FadeAway)
Dedicated to the addicts of #bannerman
Your new account was set
So you got on the Net
You surfed around for stuff
'Twas innocent enough
Web gave way to yet another download
Then you thought you'd try to lurk
First they got you chatting on the weekend
Now they've got you living at work
(chorus)
On the IRC!
On the IRC!
There you lurk
On the IRC!
You're on ten channels now
(Your buddies wonder how)
On the IRC
/LIST's runaway again
It seems to have no end
On the IRC
Too much chat will give you carpal tunnel
But you knew the stakes were high
First you opened one or two windows
Now you're sending wavs to some guy
On the IRC!
(chorus...)
(spoken)
So you say you're not addicted, that it's just a phase
So they love Steve Taylor in #bannerman .. does it consume your days?
It's too late for logging out when you're requesting pics
Now friends you knew in Real Life are only /nicks ...
Your alter ego's there
And it's no small affair
On the IRC!
You've got your slaps in place
'Cause they can't see your face...
On the IRC!
I-R-C has got into your noggin
It should come as no surprise
No one sees you, go ahead and login
If you don't limit yourself --
Time flies ..
On the IRC!
On the IRC!
There you lurk
On the IRC!
(chorus...)
(shouted)
Going online, on the IRC!
(chorus...)
(shouted)
Hey! Time flies on the IRC!
(chorus...fade out)
Dedicated to the addicts of #bannerman
Your new account was set
So you got on the Net
You surfed around for stuff
'Twas innocent enough
Web gave way to yet another download
Then you thought you'd try to lurk
First they got you chatting on the weekend
Now they've got you living at work
(chorus)
On the IRC!
On the IRC!
There you lurk
On the IRC!
You're on ten channels now
(Your buddies wonder how)
On the IRC
/LIST's runaway again
It seems to have no end
On the IRC
Too much chat will give you carpal tunnel
But you knew the stakes were high
First you opened one or two windows
Now you're sending wavs to some guy
On the IRC!
(chorus...)
(spoken)
So you say you're not addicted, that it's just a phase
So they love Steve Taylor in #bannerman .. does it consume your days?
It's too late for logging out when you're requesting pics
Now friends you knew in Real Life are only /nicks ...
Your alter ego's there
And it's no small affair
On the IRC!
You've got your slaps in place
'Cause they can't see your face...
On the IRC!
I-R-C has got into your noggin
It should come as no surprise
No one sees you, go ahead and login
If you don't limit yourself --
Time flies ..
On the IRC!
On the IRC!
There you lurk
On the IRC!
(chorus...)
(shouted)
Going online, on the IRC!
(chorus...)
(shouted)
Hey! Time flies on the IRC!
(chorus...fade out)
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