Parody of "Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out" by Eric Clapton (parody by Weird Alex)
Once I surfed the Web like a millionaire
Chatted IRC like I didn't have a care
Helped all my good friends to go online
Taught them JAVA, FTP and MIME
Then when I saw my connection was slow
Took longer to get me where I wanted to go
If I get my hands on an ISDN
I'll begin my mass downloads again
because
Nobody knows you when your server's out.
As for bots, you don't have any,
As for friends, can't chat with many
When you get back on the net again
Everybody wants to be your email friend
I'll say it straight, without any doubt
Nobody knows you, when your server's out
(modem solo)
(repeat chorus then)
Nobody knows you
Nobody knows you
Nobody knows you when your server's out
Once I surfed the Web like a millionaire
Chatted IRC like I didn't have a care
Helped all my good friends to go online
Taught them JAVA, FTP and MIME
Then when I saw my connection was slow
Took longer to get me where I wanted to go
If I get my hands on an ISDN
I'll begin my mass downloads again
because
Nobody knows you when your server's out.
As for bots, you don't have any,
As for friends, can't chat with many
When you get back on the net again
Everybody wants to be your email friend
I'll say it straight, without any doubt
Nobody knows you, when your server's out
(modem solo)
(repeat chorus then)
Nobody knows you
Nobody knows you
Nobody knows you when your server's out
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