Parody of "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette (parody by Weird Alex, inspired by melvan)
An old man eating piles of hay
Turned real green and died the next day
It's like eating black flies mixed with Chardonnay
It's a bologni sandwich turned a mottled gray
Isn't it moronic, don't you think?
Like singing rain with three syllables
A free ride to where you don't wanna go
That bad advice, you just had to take
You should have thought, cuz it figures
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
Until one day he thought he'd give it a try
The problem is, he forgot to note
He didn't have wings..."Splat" was his final quote
And wasn't he moronic, don't you think?
Chorus
Well stoopidity has a way of sneaking up on you
Just when you think you're pretty sharp and OK
And you think you're doing something right
Yeah, stoopidity has a funny way of making you look dumb
When everything goes wrong and then it all just blows up in your face
A traffic jam you caused while you were late
A no smoking sign on a barbecue display
It's like 10000 moons above the earth tonight
Meeting the man of your dreams... then realizing he's someone's wife
Now isn't THAT moronic, don't you think??? A little too moronic... yeah,
I really do think!
Chorus
Stoopidity has a way of sneaking up on you
Stoopidity has a funny, funny way of helping you out...
To look like a lout
An old man eating piles of hay
Turned real green and died the next day
It's like eating black flies mixed with Chardonnay
It's a bologni sandwich turned a mottled gray
Isn't it moronic, don't you think?
Like singing rain with three syllables
A free ride to where you don't wanna go
That bad advice, you just had to take
You should have thought, cuz it figures
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
Until one day he thought he'd give it a try
The problem is, he forgot to note
He didn't have wings..."Splat" was his final quote
And wasn't he moronic, don't you think?
Chorus
Well stoopidity has a way of sneaking up on you
Just when you think you're pretty sharp and OK
And you think you're doing something right
Yeah, stoopidity has a funny way of making you look dumb
When everything goes wrong and then it all just blows up in your face
A traffic jam you caused while you were late
A no smoking sign on a barbecue display
It's like 10000 moons above the earth tonight
Meeting the man of your dreams... then realizing he's someone's wife
Now isn't THAT moronic, don't you think??? A little too moronic... yeah,
I really do think!
Chorus
Stoopidity has a way of sneaking up on you
Stoopidity has a funny, funny way of helping you out...
To look like a lout
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