Parody of "I Want to Be a Clone" by Steve Taylor (parody by Weird Alex)
I'd gone through so much other stuff
That joining IRC was tough
But now I know it's not enough
I want to have a clone!
I installed Linux as a start
Got my host prog to do its part
And now I know deep in my heart
I want to have a clone!
Have a clone, and talk to myself all night
Cloneliness is next to godliness, right?
I'm grateful when the show the way
Cuz I don't really know the way
To do this on my own
I want to have a clone!
They told me my clone'd fall away
Unless I followed what they'd say
You need two servers anyway if
You want to have a clone!
Or else you might get a k-line
and then you wouldn't feel so fine
Oh, yes, it's in this heart of mine
I want to have a clone
Chorus
Send in the clones! "I wanna tell my friends and neighbours about this."
"What? You're still a babe, you have to grow, wait until you have about 10 clones or so.
Cuz if you wanna be cool like these, you gotta clone like one of us!"
So now I see the whole design
And open windows, eight or nine
My friends tell me I'm doing fine
At generating clones
I've learned enough to stay afloat
Have enough clones to fill a boat
I'm glad you /msg'ed that note
On how to have a clone!
I'd gone through so much other stuff
That joining IRC was tough
But now I know it's not enough
I want to have a clone!
I installed Linux as a start
Got my host prog to do its part
And now I know deep in my heart
I want to have a clone!
Have a clone, and talk to myself all night
Cloneliness is next to godliness, right?
I'm grateful when the show the way
Cuz I don't really know the way
To do this on my own
I want to have a clone!
They told me my clone'd fall away
Unless I followed what they'd say
You need two servers anyway if
You want to have a clone!
Or else you might get a k-line
and then you wouldn't feel so fine
Oh, yes, it's in this heart of mine
I want to have a clone
Chorus
Send in the clones! "I wanna tell my friends and neighbours about this."
"What? You're still a babe, you have to grow, wait until you have about 10 clones or so.
Cuz if you wanna be cool like these, you gotta clone like one of us!"
So now I see the whole design
And open windows, eight or nine
My friends tell me I'm doing fine
At generating clones
I've learned enough to stay afloat
Have enough clones to fill a boat
I'm glad you /msg'ed that note
On how to have a clone!
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