Parody of "The Logical Song" by Supertramp (parody by Weird Alex)
When I signed on, it seemed that chats were so wonderful, a miracle,
oh they were musical, magical
And all the nicks on the chan, well they'd be sinfing so happily, joyfully,
dizzily typing me
But then I went home to a world that's so sensible, logical,
responsible, practical
And I work in a world that makes me so dependable, clinical,
intellectual, cynical
There are times, when IRC's asleep,
The questions are too deep
For such a shallow man
Won't you please, please have me reassured,
No matter what I've heard,
There is a 'Net of Spam?
Now watch what you say, or they'll be calling you a radical, elliptical,
oh, quadratical squarical
Won't you write down your name, we'd like to think you're editable, eraseable,
oh grammatical-in-place-able!
At day, when IRC's asleep
The questions run too deep
For such a silly man
Won't you please, please have me reassured,
No matter what I've heard,
Spam tastes like Klik or Kam
Klik or Kam
Klik or Kam!
Klik or Kam!!!! (Spam whistle)
hamical
vegetable (1-2-V-8!)
clinical
pinnicle
When I signed on, it seemed that chats were so wonderful, a miracle,
oh they were musical, magical
And all the nicks on the chan, well they'd be sinfing so happily, joyfully,
dizzily typing me
But then I went home to a world that's so sensible, logical,
responsible, practical
And I work in a world that makes me so dependable, clinical,
intellectual, cynical
There are times, when IRC's asleep,
The questions are too deep
For such a shallow man
Won't you please, please have me reassured,
No matter what I've heard,
There is a 'Net of Spam?
Now watch what you say, or they'll be calling you a radical, elliptical,
oh, quadratical squarical
Won't you write down your name, we'd like to think you're editable, eraseable,
oh grammatical-in-place-able!
At day, when IRC's asleep
The questions run too deep
For such a silly man
Won't you please, please have me reassured,
No matter what I've heard,
Spam tastes like Klik or Kam
Klik or Kam
Klik or Kam!
Klik or Kam!!!! (Spam whistle)
hamical
vegetable (1-2-V-8!)
clinical
pinnicle
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