Wunner Why

Parody of “Wonder Why” by PFR (Parody by PattyT)

You know for certain that you are inferior.

You told me yourself. You know the truth.

But you are a male-type, so you won’t admit it.

But you know the so#m will expose you.

And you wunner why you feel this way.

And you wunner why you had to be a male.

And you wunner what you can do to get hair.

And you wunner who will save you from moo#b.

You’ve tried not to be a blood-sucking leach,

But male-types like you are stuck that way.

So, as a man, lost you won’t stop to ask for directions.

The more you think, the more you waste the day.

And you wunner why you feel this way.

And you wunner why you had to be a male.

And you wunner what you can do to get hair.

And you wunner who will save you from moo#b.

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