Parody of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” (parody by melvan)

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve servers crashing

Eleven hackers hacking

Ten newbies yelling

Nine printers printing

Eight AOL discs

Seven SCSI hard drives

Six geeks a-geeking

Five token rings

Four motherboards

Three laptops

Two zip drives

And a disk for an Apple ][e