The Illogical Song

Parody of “The Logical Song” by Supertramp (parody by Weird Alex)

When I signed on, it seemed that chats were so wonderful, a miracle,

oh they were musical, magical

And all the nicks on the chan, well they’d be sinfing so happily, joyfully,

dizzily typing me

But then I went home to a world that’s so sensible, logical,

responsible, practical

And I work in a world that makes me so dependable, clinical,

intellectual, cynical

There are times, when IRC’s asleep,

The questions are too deep

For such a shallow man

Won’t you please, please have me reassured,

No matter what I’ve heard,

There is a ‘Net of Spam?

Now watch what you say, or they’ll be calling you a radical, elliptical,

oh, quadratical squarical

Won’t you write down your name, we’d like to think you’re editable, eraseable,

oh grammatical-in-place-able!

At day, when IRC’s asleep

The questions run too deep

For such a silly man

Won’t you please, please have me reassured,

No matter what I’ve heard,

Spam tastes like Klik or Kam

Klik or Kam

Klik or Kam!

Klik or Kam!!!! (Spam whistle)

hamical

vegetable (1-2-V-8!)

clinical

pinnicle

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