Parody of “Sweet Child Of Mine” by Guns ‘N’ Roses (Parody Lyrics/Acoustic Stylings by Weird Alex)

She bakes pies, it seems to me remind me of childhood bakeries

Where everything was so fresh you just had to try

Now and then when i have a taste, it takes me away

To that special place, with such flavouring

It makes me break down and cry

oh, sweet chef of mine

oh, sweet chef of mine

She bakes cakes of such lovely shapes you’d think it caused her pain

I’d hate to see one of her cakes get left out in the rain

Her cookies go to a warm safe place inside my tummy now

If it’s possible to feed me better, then i just don’t know how

oh, sweet chef of mine

oh, sweet chef of mine

(reprise verse 1)