Spam Rap

Parody of “Bad Rap” by Steve Taylor (parody by Weird Alex)

Now L.A. shrimp and N.Y. beef

Have been mixing lately, great to eat

While Midwest good old boys like me

Have all been pouring ketchup, see

Onto our plates of fries in throngs

And guess who’s eating egg foo yong

Well drop your ideas about food

And listen to me, don’t be crude

Who you tryin’ to kid kid?

If you don’t eat Spam you just ain’t cool

Who you tryin’ to kid kid?

Spam’s the only thing that makes me drool

Got your head together now?

I got a food that’s better now

Who you tryin’ to kid kid?

Say what? Spam Rap, uh-huh

You look for snails, you look for eels

You like what makes expensive meals

But you diss that stuff that’s in the can

Would not want to eat no Spam

Ham, eggs, beans or corn

Whatever makes you blow your horn

Just remeber when you eat

There’s just one food that can’t be beat

Who you tryin’ to kid kid?

Spam is where it’s at and that’s the facts

Who you tryin’ to kid kid?

You don’t eat Spam, might as well eat wax

Got your head together now?

I got a food that’s better now

Who you tryin’ to kid, kid?

Say what? Spam Rap, uh-huh

You’ll march all day for cheese souffle

A lover of soup-of-the-day

No time for food comes from a tin

Food with a key that lets you in

Instead you want nice foods with cloves

Of garlic, spice, and stuff like those

You say spam is a food for a mind that’s closed?

You guzzle your food and blow it out your nose!

Who you tryin’ to kid kid?

To my hip-hop band who won’t eat their spam

Who you tryin’ to kid kid?

To the guy who took flight “Cooking chicken tonight!”

Got your head together now?

I got a food that’s better now

Who you tryin’ to kid kid?

Say what? Spam Rap, uh-huh

Can’t understand those spam freaks so

You type us all in stereo

“Their food, it’s bad, it smells so gross”

But you’ve never had spam on toast

Spam Rap, uh-huh

So now you’re mad, who is this guy

To say that spam’s what we should fry

Well, let’s just say, at very least

A guy that thinks spam is a feast!

Spam rap, uh-huh

Pork and ham inside a can

With some spice it’s very nice

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