Ode to My So#mian Betrothal

parody of “Cup O’ Tea” by the Newsboys (parody by FadeAway)

Hi, my name is Fadey, I’m just a guy

Got on I-R-C, found #bannerman my first night

Who’d have guessed one day a girl of sixteen

Would reserve me for herself, the s-o-#m queen?

Now I’m betrothed to PattyT

But I don’t mind, yeah said I don’t mind

It’s cool that she was thinkin’ about me

So I unwind, yeah she’s been so kind

Good things, people don’t first recognize

(Mumbled somethin’ ’bout redheads with big eyes)

I’ve been wondering what she sees in me

(who’d want to hang around with someone eating kimchee?)

Now I’m betrothed to PattyT

She’s on my mind, yeah, said she’s on my mind

The sisters-of-#melvania queen

Is on my mind, yeah she’s on my mind

Well it surprised me when it happened

It came from way out of the blue

Read Lifey news:

“Face it boy, you’ve been betrothed to me”

“And it’s forever

(Well, that’s the way that it should be)

So watch your step

and don’t you ever ever get nyastty”

Now I’m betrothed to PattyT

Why’s she so kind? Tell me, I’m no Einstein

It’s cool, but still I’m thinkin’ a rea-

-son I must find, maybe she’s just gone blind?

Now I’m betrothed to PattyT

But I don’t mind, yeah I said I don’t mind

It’s cool that she was thinkin’ about me

So I unwind, aww, hunney you’re so kind šŸ™‚

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