Parody of “Letters in My Head” by Fleming & John (parody by mred)
Inspired by a McDonalds McNugget sale that was so successful that I had a dream about them.
To whom it may concern
You’ve got a lot to learn
What makes you think that you can buy McNuggets all day
I just kind of stood there
Boxing them politely
But now I’ve got a few words I’d like to say
You ever buy another one again
I’ll have to hit you in the chin
Chorus:
I’m dreaming nuggets in my head
McDonald’s has me seeing red
While I lie asleep in bed
I’m dreaming nuggets in my head
Dear Ron
Okay I’ll admit I was wrong
When I said you set the prices way too low
But it makes me sigh
When the customers buy
Sale-priced Chicken McNuggets by the bushel-full
May be a slacker and a little lazy
But this sale is driving me crazy
CHORUS
I wish we had an automatic nugget machine
‘Cause that would make this job easy for me
But that’s not likely so I’ll have to wait
My break doesn’t start until a quarter ’til eight
I don’t like to work; I don’t like the food
This sale puts me in a bad mood
No one come in or even drive-thru
One more order and I’ll have to sue
CHORUS
(tossing, turning in my bed…)