Parody of “Letters in My Head” by Fleming & John (parody by mred)

Inspired by a McDonalds McNugget sale that was so successful that I had a dream about them.

To whom it may concern

You’ve got a lot to learn

What makes you think that you can buy McNuggets all day

I just kind of stood there

Boxing them politely

But now I’ve got a few words I’d like to say

You ever buy another one again

I’ll have to hit you in the chin

Chorus:

I’m dreaming nuggets in my head

McDonald’s has me seeing red

While I lie asleep in bed

I’m dreaming nuggets in my head

Dear Ron

Okay I’ll admit I was wrong

When I said you set the prices way too low

But it makes me sigh

When the customers buy

Sale-priced Chicken McNuggets by the bushel-full

May be a slacker and a little lazy

But this sale is driving me crazy

CHORUS

I wish we had an automatic nugget machine

‘Cause that would make this job easy for me

But that’s not likely so I’ll have to wait

My break doesn’t start until a quarter ’til eight

I don’t like to work; I don’t like the food

This sale puts me in a bad mood

No one come in or even drive-thru

One more order and I’ll have to sue

CHORUS

(tossing, turning in my bed…)