Parody of “Never Dim” by The Waiting (parody by Sknapper)

I still can smell the pizza

though I have already ate

17 giant pieces

that were crowded on my plate

I think I still can hear them calling

I just keep gaining lots of weight

Debbie cakes are yummy

I eat hundreds every day

The calories are plenty

still I buy them anyway

I can’t stand looking in the mirror

Because it always makes me say:

I look at you

Your body’s lean and great

I see myself

I’m really overwieght

I’d diet, but

I think it’s much too late

I guess I’m just supposed to be

Never thin

I’m always in the kitchen

Eating all the things I bake

Four dozen oatmeal cookies

And my double-chocolate cake

I don’t have time for exercising

It’s such hard work for goodness sake

I look at you

Your body’s lean and great

I see myself

I’m really overwieght

I’d diet, but

I think it’s much too late

I guess I’m just supposed to be

Never thin

And everybody’s fit and trim from being at the gym

But I have yet to break a sweat

‘Cause I’ve got it made

I’ve got it made

I’ve got it made