Parody of “Never Dim” by The Waiting (parody by Sknapper)
I still can smell the pizza
though I have already ate
17 giant pieces
that were crowded on my plate
I think I still can hear them calling
I just keep gaining lots of weight
Debbie cakes are yummy
I eat hundreds every day
The calories are plenty
still I buy them anyway
I can’t stand looking in the mirror
Because it always makes me say:
I look at you
Your body’s lean and great
I see myself
I’m really overwieght
I’d diet, but
I think it’s much too late
I guess I’m just supposed to be
Never thin
I’m always in the kitchen
Eating all the things I bake
Four dozen oatmeal cookies
And my double-chocolate cake
I don’t have time for exercising
It’s such hard work for goodness sake
I look at you
Your body’s lean and great
I see myself
I’m really overwieght
I’d diet, but
I think it’s much too late
I guess I’m just supposed to be
Never thin
And everybody’s fit and trim from being at the gym
But I have yet to break a sweat
‘Cause I’ve got it made
I’ve got it made
I’ve got it made