Moronic

Parody of “Ironic” by Alanis Morissette (parody by Weird Alex, inspired by melvan)

An old man eating piles of hay

Turned real green and died the next day

It’s like eating black flies mixed with Chardonnay

It’s a bologni sandwich turned a mottled gray

Isn’t it moronic, don’t you think?

Like singing rain with three syllables

A free ride to where you don’t wanna go

That bad advice, you just had to take

You should have thought, cuz it figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly

Until one day he thought he’d give it a try

The problem is, he forgot to note

He didn’t have wings…”Splat” was his final quote

And wasn’t he moronic, don’t you think?

Chorus

Well stoopidity has a way of sneaking up on you

Just when you think you’re pretty sharp and OK

And you think you’re doing something right

Yeah, stoopidity has a funny way of making you look dumb

When everything goes wrong and then it all just blows up in your face

A traffic jam you caused while you were late

A no smoking sign on a barbecue display

It’s like 10000 moons above the earth tonight

Meeting the man of your dreams… then realizing he’s someone’s wife

Now isn’t THAT moronic, don’t you think??? A little too moronic… yeah,

I really do think!

Chorus

Stoopidity has a way of sneaking up on you

Stoopidity has a funny, funny way of helping you out…

To look like a lout

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