Parody of “Kiss Me” by Sixpence None the Richer (parody by Weird Alex)

Kick me, out by the broken cornfield

Nightly, through all the green green grass

Swing, swing, swing your striker’s boot

You wear those shoes and I’ll wait for your foot

Oh, kick me, out in the milky moonlight

Lead me, goals I’ve not seen before

Lift your striker’s foot

Strike straight and true to the net for a goal past the goalkeeper

Just kick me

Kick me, behind the broken treehouse

Spin me, around the waiting guys

Dribble, into the goalie’s crease

Then let one fly and we’ll win this with ease

Oh, kick me, out in the milky moonlight

Lead me, goals I’ve not seen before

Lift your striker’s foot

Strike straight and true to the net for a goal past the goalkeeper

Just kick me

[bridge]

[chorus repeats]

Just kick me

Just kick me

Just kick me…

{nb. from the perspective of a soccer ball}