Parody of “Kiss Me” by Sixpence None the Richer (parody by Weird Alex)
Kick me, out by the broken cornfield
Nightly, through all the green green grass
Swing, swing, swing your striker’s boot
You wear those shoes and I’ll wait for your foot
Oh, kick me, out in the milky moonlight
Lead me, goals I’ve not seen before
Lift your striker’s foot
Strike straight and true to the net for a goal past the goalkeeper
Just kick me
Kick me, behind the broken treehouse
Spin me, around the waiting guys
Dribble, into the goalie’s crease
Then let one fly and we’ll win this with ease
Oh, kick me, out in the milky moonlight
Lead me, goals I’ve not seen before
Lift your striker’s foot
Strike straight and true to the net for a goal past the goalkeeper
Just kick me
[bridge]
[chorus repeats]
Just kick me
Just kick me
Just kick me…
{nb. from the perspective of a soccer ball}
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