Head Over Feet

Parody of “Head Over Feet” by Alanis Morissette (by Weird Alex)

I had a choice and went with you

You took me to the games at the fair

I thought about it

You treat me like I’m a princess

We went to all the great games

And when we’d finished

You’d already won me a Grover, in spite of me

Though I’m so clumsy I’d fall head over feet

So don’t be surprised if I love you for all that you are

Though I couldn’t help it

You won after all!

Your aim was straight, right to the goal

You’re more accurate than I gave you credit for

That’s not lip service

(Chorus)

You are the bearer of trinkets and things

You held your breath and won some more for me

Thanks for your patience!

(rubber duckie solo)

You’re the best marksman that I’ve ever met

You’re my best friend

Best friend with benefits

Didn’t take you too long

I’ve never felt this wealthy before

Of little stuffed and furry animals

I’m quite aware now

Of your great flair now

(chorus)

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