Parody of “Girl on TV” by LFO (parody by Sknapper)
I wish
Wish for you on a falling price
Baby you are so nice
Do I ever cross your mind
In the checkout line
She’s from the Wal-Mart front end
Not Health and Beauty or Lawn and Garden
Never know what she means to me
I fell for the girl on register 3
Met her in the lounge on my break
She wore a blue vest, I did a double-take
Because I just could not believe my eyes
She clocked out around 9 PM
And I’m never gonna be the same again
She deserves to be on a movie screen
Cause she’s the cashier lady of all my dreams
Shoobie Doowop and Wally tape*
I watch her work with my mouth agape
The only problem is she likes another guy, yeah
My friends, they can’t believe me
Whenever they can see me
Talkin’ dumb and actin’ cheezy
With that girl on checkout line 3
I wish for you on a falling price
Baby you are so nice
Do I ever cross your mind
In the checkout line
She’s a lovely Wal-Mart cashier
Not from Softlines, Toys, Pets or Hardware
Never know what she means to me
I fell for the girl on register 3
*(Wally tape is what we call our register reciept tape)