Parody of “Girl on TV” by LFO (parody by Sknapper)

I wish

Wish for you on a falling price

Baby you are so nice

Do I ever cross your mind

In the checkout line

She’s from the Wal-Mart front end

Not Health and Beauty or Lawn and Garden

Never know what she means to me

I fell for the girl on register 3

Met her in the lounge on my break

She wore a blue vest, I did a double-take

Because I just could not believe my eyes

She clocked out around 9 PM

And I’m never gonna be the same again

She deserves to be on a movie screen

Cause she’s the cashier lady of all my dreams

Shoobie Doowop and Wally tape*

I watch her work with my mouth agape

The only problem is she likes another guy, yeah

My friends, they can’t believe me

Whenever they can see me

Talkin’ dumb and actin’ cheezy

With that girl on checkout line 3

I wish for you on a falling price

Baby you are so nice

Do I ever cross your mind

In the checkout line

She’s a lovely Wal-Mart cashier

Not from Softlines, Toys, Pets or Hardware

Never know what she means to me

I fell for the girl on register 3

*(Wally tape is what we call our register reciept tape)