Frozen Country

Parody of “Chattahoochie” by Alan Jackson (Parody by Weird Alex)

Way up yonder in the northern bushies

It gets so cold that you freeze your tushies

We froze rubber and watched as the asphalt

Crumbled slowly on the permafrost

Down on the river on a Friday night

Shooting tin cans with our sticks all night

Talking about stars, dreaming about liver

Never had a plan just-a living through the winter

Way down yonder in the frozen country never knew how cold that icy water just could be

I learned how to swim and I learned about frostbite

A little about living, and a lot about gloves

Well we fogged up the windows by our breathing heavy

Nothing else to do with the broke-down chevy

So we ordered out pizza on the telephone

it cooled off gettin’ here, so we moaned

Down on the river on a Friday night

Shooting tin cans with our sticks all night

Talking about stars, dreaming about liver

Never had a plan just-a living through the winter

Yeah, way down yonder in the frozen country never knew how cold that icy water just could be

I learned how to swim and I learned about frostbite

A little about living, and a lot about gloves

Way down yonder in the frozen country never knew how cold that icy water just could be

I learned how to swim and I learned about frostbite

A little about living, and a lot about gloves

A little about living, and a lot about gloves

Yeah.

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