Cyber Geek

Parody of Jesus Freak by dcTalk (Parody by Weird Alex)

Separated, I cut myself free

From the network that lags me when I download big things

Been understanding this new IRC force

And a setup that replaced all the servers of course!

(rap)

Saw a man there next to me with a big fat belly

It wiggled around like marmalade jelly

It took me a while to catch what he said

Cause I had to synchronize with the lag in my head

Download .wav’s is what he raved

In a typical cyber-means

He hooked up to the net in the middle of the city

And he started having dreams…

(Chorus)

What will people think when they hear that I’m a cybergeek?

What will people do when they find out it’s true?

I don’t really care if they label me a cyber geek

There ain’t no disguising the truth

Kamikaze… it split again

So now I have to start downloading again

The athletic-minded see me as weak

Cuz I’d much rather be just a dull cyber geek, yeah

(rap)

There was a man from the desert with spam in his head

He connected himself to the Net from his bed

The chats that he made made people assume

There wasn’t much firing in the upper room

With crumbs on his shirt and crumbs on his face

He was a disgrace by the way that he ate

And everybody tripped when they heard him speak

Cuz then they too wanted to be cyber geeks

(chorus)

(bridge)

People say I’m strange, does this just make me stranger

That I surf the web like a lone ranger

(repeat bridge)

(modem solo)

(chorus out)

What will people think?

What will people do?

I don’t really care

What else can I say?

Hacking is the way….

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