Parody of Jesus Freak by dcTalk (Parody by Weird Alex)
Separated, I cut myself free
From the network that lags me when I download big things
Been understanding this new IRC force
And a setup that replaced all the servers of course!
Saw a man there next to me with a big fat belly
It wiggled around like marmalade jelly
It took me a while to catch what he said
Cause I had to synchronize with the lag in my head
Download .wav’s is what he raved
In a typical cyber-means
He hooked up to the net in the middle of the city
And he started having dreams…
What will people think when they hear that I’m a cybergeek?
What will people do when they find out it’s true?
I don’t really care if they label me a cyber geek
There ain’t no disguising the truth
Kamikaze… it split again
So now I have to start downloading again
The athletic-minded see me as weak
Cuz I’d much rather be just a dull cyber geek, yeah
There was a man from the desert with spam in his head
He connected himself to the Net from his bed
The chats that he made made people assume
There wasn’t much firing in the upper room
With crumbs on his shirt and crumbs on his face
He was a disgrace by the way that he ate
And everybody tripped when they heard him speak
Cuz then they too wanted to be cyber geeks
People say I’m strange, does this just make me stranger
That I surf the web like a lone ranger
What will people think?
What will people do?
I don’t really care
What else can I say?
Hacking is the way….