Bannermelvan

Parody of “Bannerman” by Steve Taylor (parody by Beldin)

Melvan’s Lurking there upon the net,

waits till the channel is created.

Dont you worry ’bout the gfot’s youll get?

Are you scared of getting flustered?

The bot get’s booted,

She kicks the Biscuit head,

Up goes the topic,

Behave instead!

She dont worry ’bout the critics,

They’re never around

She dont worry about the cynics

They dont make a sound

She aint gunna change the world,

But she knows who can!

on #bannerman!

Prime time Dalnet in the Wisconsin Snow

Freezing her little cat yakko

Lifts that kickban when she’s had enough

Drinks Dr Pepper like a wakko

She never misses a day

She always spells it wrong

She always talks back, if someone comes along

She dont worry ’bout the critics,

They’ll troll for days

She dont worry ’bout the cynics

they’re in a daze

She aint gunna change the would,

but she knows who can!

on #bannerman!

Lusers everywhere dying for a chat

But the gotta find a clue first 😉

Melvan’s ready with a big clue bat

Whole lotta bubble’s get’n well burst

Every time I see her

I smile a little more

I cant help praying for another gfot war!

She dont worry ’bout the critics,

They’re a rough batch

She dont worry ’bout the cynics

they’re really no match

She aint gunna change the would,

but she knows who can!

on #bannerman!

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