Albatross

Parody of “Travelog” by Daniel Amos (Parody by Weird Alex)

This river channels out to another shore

My boat’s a clumsy barge heading for a shoal

Confused I now consult my jungle guide

And all he tells me, just gets lost in my mind as I

Hunt in the moonlight

Hunt in the moonlight

Hunt in the moonlight

For my

Albatross

I laugh, I cry, as every half an hour

Reminds of a Python sketch, in days gone by

I’m given zero time in which to catch my breath again

To me, my only vision, is my strong perception

Here in the moonlight

Here in the moonlight

Here in the moonlight

Of an

Albatross

Wet on the swampy field, through quag and mire

I navigate myself through fields unknown

A big old bird now greets me like we’re old spies

At him I fire my weapon, to me he shows derision

Lost in the moonlight

Found in the moonlight

Here in the moonlight

With my

Albatross.