How else can I afford another solid gold Humvee?

Go to your nearest record shop or wherever you get CDs and buy Weird Al’s new album Straight Outta Lynwood.

But don’t listen to it in the car on the way home. That’d just be dangerous. Wait till you’re home; then you can laugh all you want and not be a danger to anyone.

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