I just ate an entire apple myself.
This is the first apple I’ve eaten without “help” since Sunday. I’ve had two others that someone stole from me, and proceeded to bite chunks off, chew them a bit, then spit them on the floor for me to pick up. And he got really annoyed every time I took it back to have a bite myself. So I ended up basically just letting him keep it till he lost interest.
But this time I got to eat the whole thing, because he’s asleep. Although that didn’t work on the one this morning – he woke up right after I started eating it.
MY apple. Nyah.