Issue #60, 27 December 1996

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The Writers (in no particular order):
Renee Elrod (aka eener): eener@juno.com
Melissa Hoffmeyer (aka melvan): melvan@wildstar.net

Extra Staff:
Andy Hoffmeyer (aka Elkvis)
--mel's brother & computer expert

FME on the web:  http://www.wildstar.net/~melvan/macheen/
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HAPPY NEW YEAR, FOLKS!

This week we proudly present to you

MORE PRICELESS QUOTES from a weekend where the editors were actually in
the SAME place for the first time since August!  Scary, eh?  And a few
other quotes we threw in to take up space, because this is going to be a
VERY short issue if we don't write anything else.

"Why drive on only one side of the road when your taxes paid for both
sides?"
  - Darin, driving from River Falls to Black River Falls

"You wouldn't understand; you're too old."  "Well, if being old means
wearing pants that fit..."
  - David (Renee's brother) and Darin, talking about pants

"I'm gonna be frank with you."  "Can I still be Chris?"
  - Yet another Pizza Hut quote

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AS THE TRACTOR BURNS
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The Characters:
Raul:  played by Jim Varney
Esmerelda:  played by Roseanne
I.M. Gilty: played by O.J. Simpson
Howard Stern: played by Barney the Dinosaur
Al Rightithen: played by Jim Carrey
Buffy:  played by Princess Di

Hmmm...last week was a rerun...do you think we should throw in another
rerun?  Or just give these guys another week off?

Nah...This week on ATTB, the gang is at a New Year's Eve party.

Howard:  *hiccups* Happpppppppy new year!
Esmerelda:  Howard...
Howard:  Huh?
Esmerelda:  Nevermind.

Join us next week on ATTB, when everyone's head explodes due to a duct
tape bomb going off in the room.

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Dumb Poetry in a
Card Type Trash
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Christmas
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A rubber ear on the ceiling
There's an octopus above the bed
A Koosh ball in a glass of water
"Renee, are you awake?" she said (five times)
I got a body for Christmas
We had flashlight wars at 2 am
The highway is full of snow & cars
I got Mad Cow disease from Country Kitchen
The camcorder wasn't turned on
I eat Ramen noodles every day
And if you think the last line is going to rhyme
You're insane.
Oops...

melvan

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Come visit the Macheen Shed:  http://www.wildstar.net/~melvan/macheen/

This document is copyright 1996 by Renee Elrod and Melissa Hoffmeyer,
except for the poems, stories, and letters sent by other people.  Feel
free to distribute this document far and wide as long as it is not
changed in any way.  FME reserves the right to edit any material sent in
(in regards to punctuation, spelling, content, AND bacon).

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