FFFFFFFFF M M EEEEEEEEE F MM MM E Farm Macheenery F M M M M E (exploding) FFFFF M M M M EEEEE Issue #60 F M M M E F M M E F M M EEEEEEEEE +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The Writers (in no particular order): Renee Elrod (aka eener): email@example.com Melissa Hoffmeyer (aka melvan): firstname.lastname@example.org Extra Staff: Andy Hoffmeyer (aka Elkvis) --mel's brother & computer expert FME on the web: http://www.wildstar.net/~melvan/macheen/ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ HAPPY NEW YEAR, FOLKS! This week we proudly present to you MORE PRICELESS QUOTES from a weekend where the editors were actually in the SAME place for the first time since August! Scary, eh? And a few other quotes we threw in to take up space, because this is going to be a VERY short issue if we don't write anything else. "Why drive on only one side of the road when your taxes paid for both sides?" - Darin, driving from River Falls to Black River Falls "You wouldn't understand; you're too old." "Well, if being old means wearing pants that fit..." - David (Renee's brother) and Darin, talking about pants "I'm gonna be frank with you." "Can I still be Chris?" - Yet another Pizza Hut quote #################### AS THE TRACTOR BURNS @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ The Characters: Raul: played by Jim Varney Esmerelda: played by Roseanne I.M. Gilty: played by O.J. Simpson Howard Stern: played by Barney the Dinosaur Al Rightithen: played by Jim Carrey Buffy: played by Princess Di Hmmm...last week was a rerun...do you think we should throw in another rerun? Or just give these guys another week off? Nah...This week on ATTB, the gang is at a New Year's Eve party. Howard: *hiccups* Happpppppppy new year! Esmerelda: Howard... Howard: Huh? Esmerelda: Nevermind. Join us next week on ATTB, when everyone's head explodes due to a duct tape bomb going off in the room. ---------------- Dumb Poetry in a Card Type Trash ---------------- Christmas --------- A rubber ear on the ceiling There's an octopus above the bed A Koosh ball in a glass of water "Renee, are you awake?" she said (five times) I got a body for Christmas We had flashlight wars at 2 am The highway is full of snow & cars I got Mad Cow disease from Country Kitchen The camcorder wasn't turned on I eat Ramen noodles every day And if you think the last line is going to rhyme You're insane. Oops... melvan :):):):):):):):):):):):):):) Come visit the Macheen Shed: http://www.wildstar.net/~melvan/macheen/ This document is copyright 1996 by Renee Elrod and Melissa Hoffmeyer, except for the poems, stories, and letters sent by other people. Feel free to distribute this document far and wide as long as it is not changed in any way. FME reserves the right to edit any material sent in (in regards to punctuation, spelling, content, AND bacon).