Monthly Archives: December 2003

Happy, happy, joy, joy.

The singing & dancing Santa Claus on display at work has a) been sold out, b) malfunctioned, or c) retired. Whatever it is, I’m glad it’s gone. Because the stupid thing starts up EVERY STINKING TIME you walk by it. And when you’re walking back and forth filling Christmas ornaments, that’s REALLY a pain in the neck.

Besides, he sounds stupid. When singing one verse of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” he sounds like he’s singing “bring some lite beer” instead of “bring some right here.”